Evidently the online Labour 'yoof' movement that swelled prior to May's election is swiftly getting over the loss of its darling Ed - those previously identifying as card-carrying members of the Milifandom have found a new, doe-eyed beau in Andy Burnham, and have subsequently adopted the moniker Fandies.
But what of Liz Kendall? Lizbians, of course, is far too crass for the PC left, reminiscent of a Boris throwaway comment, so might I suggest Mint Cakes, after the classic Kendal sugary snack? With Labour looking so toothless at the moment, it's not like they have to worry about the dentistry ramifications.
Suggestions on a postcard please.